Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
there is glitter all over my balls
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