Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
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SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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