I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
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Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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