My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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