I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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