Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
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Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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