It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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