I love black thongs
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
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So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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