Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
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How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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