So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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