Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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