When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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Even my vagina gasped.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
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If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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