Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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