I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Drunk is not a location!
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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