that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
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If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
COCAINE IS GR8
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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