OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
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after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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