Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
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He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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