Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
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i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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