Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
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The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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