Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
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This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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