after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
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im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
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Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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