Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
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You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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