the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
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idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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