Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
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I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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