Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
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He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
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