Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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