your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
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We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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