"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
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A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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