She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
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Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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