This girl is more easily done than said...
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
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and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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