it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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