why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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