Sponge bath it is.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
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BRING THE BAGELS
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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