he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
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Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
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Still dying that you shit outside
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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