you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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