Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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