i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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