jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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