Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
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you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
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this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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