yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
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Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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