why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
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Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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