yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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