Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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