How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
pop tarts are not kleenex
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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