i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
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I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
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Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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