Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
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Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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