Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
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Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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