I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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