come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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