Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
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I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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